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Investment bankers :-)

Friday, October 17th, 2008

George Parr on subprime – very funny!

The truth of balance sheets of US Investment Banks:

There are two sides of the balance sheet: the left side and the right side.

On the left side, there is nothing right…
On the right side, there is nothing left.

Enjoy the weekend!

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Baby language :)

Thursday, September 14th, 2006

Cute!

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Chess is a passionate game…

Tuesday, June 6th, 2006

I am grateful for the pointer to one of the most amusing articles in recent past: the flared tempers of world chess championships!

Especially this article on the same subject is a must read, exceptionally well phrased! (more…)

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The global sex survey 2005

Saturday, March 11th, 2006

This is absolutely *hilarious*, and a must read: the Durex global sex survey 2005. Some gems follow. (more…)

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TopGear Winter Olympics 2006

Saturday, February 25th, 2006

Have you ever wondered how to play ice-hockey in a car? Or ski-jump in a car? Watch the excellent TopGear Winter Olympics to find out!

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The women’s petition against coffee…

Thursday, February 16th, 2006

I know a few members of the fairer sex who’d vehemently disagree with this petition!

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“Priceless” advert for Mastercard

Thursday, February 16th, 2006

View this spoof Mastercard advert, courtesy of Google Video. Very entertaining!
:)

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WHY AM I MARRIED?

Monday, February 13th, 2006
  1. You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
  2. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?” “Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.”
  3. A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: “Husband Wanted”. Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
  4. When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
  5. A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.
  6. A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know, son, I’m still paying.”
  7. A young son asked, “Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?” Dad replied, “That happens in every country, son.”
  8. Then there was a woman who said, “I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late.”
  9. Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
  10. If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say — talk in your sleep.
  11. Just think, if it wasn’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
  12. First guy says, “My wife’s an angel!”. Second guy remarks, “You’re lucky. Mine’s still alive.”

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Is it a plane? Is it a train? No, it is …. ???

Sunday, February 12th, 2006

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Click the image to view the creature image site, and please tell me what the very first thing that goes through your mind is! ;-)

Warning: Many great cartoons (and funny user-contributed captions) there :D

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Irrefutable Proof of Global Warming

Sunday, February 12th, 2006

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So much for all the talk about sun-spots! There really is not much one can say to this proof! ;-)

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